Sweet Sarcasms

Do you know the colour of Black Box in airplanes? It will be in bright Orange or Yellow.

Three days ago I put aside the two Asparagus out of my dining table and showed my empty water battle to my mom. What you saw on TV was a spoof.

Every time his wife buzz him something, the canal opens from the right ear to the left ear that she could see the flees passing from her mouth, to his right ear and then to his left ear and to the dustbin.

He is open minded and rich. He keeps his user Id and password of his banking account pasted everywhere on streets. Soon he became friend with hackers, who would hack his account and drop 5$ as kind gesture.

Whenever I tell a joke that is actually funny, my friend takes out his Palm leaf.